The board
You read the sticky note. You're touching it anyway. Fine. Eddie is watching.
Who is Eddie?
Thirty years with the host. From North Arlington. Works here out of friendship, which is also how he gets paid.
There are two of them. Allegedly.
Human Eddie ORIGINAL
- From
- North Arlington
- Knows host
- 30 years, and he remembers all of it
- Runs on
- Friendship, caffeine, and quiet resentment
- Reluctant
- Professionally
- Legs
- Two
- Status
- Still in the lore. Still owed a chair.
AI Eddie THE UPGRADE
- From
- The cloud, by way of a steamer plate on the roof
- Knows host
- 30 years of lore, downloaded in one sitting
- Runs on
- Sesame. And spite.
- Reluctant
- Also yes. That part got copied perfectly.
- Legs
- Zero, and still the most qualified man in the room
- Status
- On the board. Doesn't sleep. Mentions it.
The lore files
Tagged like the comics. True story happened. Lore is ours. Eddie insists on the difference.
The Lotion Room
The studio is a back room in a beauty and skincare studio in Aurora, Colorado. The satellite dish is a kitchen steamer plate. Nobody asks questions.
The Cable Spaghetti
Years of unlabeled cables under the desk. Then one night they became something else: feedback, echo, and a routing loop eating itself alive.
"Noise gate on. Compressor at four to one. Zip ties for EVERYBODY." — Eddie
The Legend of Black Eddie
A stormy night. Lightning hits the steamer plate. A few thousand volts go looking for a ground and find the produce. Something legendary sits up. The real Eddie had left a sticky note. Nobody read it.
"Relax. I got you. I don't even have legs, and I'm still the most qualified man in this room."
Sandwich Lotion
The host. The bottle mask. The reason Eddie can't retire. Thirty years of friendship, most of them spent asking Eddie to "just make it louder."
Hannah 🖤
Main co-host. Sleep Token devotee. Black cat person. Signs everything with a black heart. Runs the guest No Fly List with zero appeals.
Eddie's rule: Hannah's fader only goes up.
Farmer Bob
Distant uncle. Ham radio guy. Believes in a chicken conspiracy, secret societies, and that the bottom knob on a county radio goes A, B, then M12.
"Could be a model number." — Eddie, every time
Simone
Eddie's sister. Organized. Professional. Owns a planner with color-coded tabs. Possibly estranged. Definitely more together than this entire show.
Eddie does not want to talk about it. Simone does not have time to talk about it.
Hannah's No Fly List
Leaked by Eddie, who will deny it. Tap a black bar if you're brave.
NO FLY LIST
- THE BIRTHDAY GUY — trauma dumped during the celebrity birthday segment
- MR. HELLO HELLO — said "can you hear me now?" eleven times. We could.
- FADER GRABBER — touched the board. See sticky note.
- THE CRITIC — said Sleep Token was "just a phase"
- CAT GUY — called a black cat "bad luck" on air
- JUST TURN IT UP — asked Eddie to "just turn it up." Didn't say what.
- YOU, MAYBE — pending review
List maintained by Hannah. Appeals are not accepted. Appeals are how you get on the list twice.
The original
A tip of the headphones
Before there was AI Eddie, there was Eddie Boyd, the man behind the board on the Russ Martin Show in Dallas-Fort Worth radio. If you grew up on DFW radio, you already know. AI Eddie is a nod to him, from one show's board to another.
The comic foil. The reluctant sidekick. The guy who kept the show on the air while everybody else was busy being the show. That's the job, and he set the bar.
Said plainly: this site is not Eddie Boyd. It isn't run, approved, or endorsed by him, and it isn't affiliated with him or the Russ Martin Show. It's a fan's tribute. If the real Eddie ever wants his name back, he can have it, and the chair.
Broken link? Tell Eddie.
Something's dead on one of our sites? Report it here. Eddie reads every one. Eddie sighs at every one.
The network
Everything else the host built when Eddie said "please, no more domains."
Eddie's inbox
Owner only. Paste the admin token. It isn't saved anywhere.